نزار شكرنا علي النكته وعشان انت زول انجليزي ساكت حا احكي ليك واحدة بالتنجليزي
In trail, attorney called his first witness, grandmotherly woman to the stand, he approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” she responded” yes I do know you. I have known you since you were a boy and frankly you have been a big disappointment to me, you lie, you cheat on your wife and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their back, yes I know you” the lawyer was stunned not knowing what else to do he asked “Mrs. Jones do you know the defense attorney.” She replied “yes I do know him since he was a younger too, he’s lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem he can’t build a normal relationship with anyone not monition he cheated on his wife with three different women on of them was your wife, yes I know him”. The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice, said “if either of you idiots asks her if she know me, I will send you both to the electric chair.”
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