إيميلات مهداة

[بابكر مخير]

جاني الإيميل دآ من "الخال" يوسف بدر وهو من ظرفاء أمدرمان القلائل الذين سجلوا نجاحً.. (ما مشكلة ظرفاء أمدرمان أن أغلبيتهم حالتهم زينا وكدآ "علي باب الله ودآ للعلم ما إسم إبن المرحوم باب الله سائق سيارة الإمام عبدر الرحمن"، لكن يعني مفلس)

Know Your Customers:

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...




First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!
" said the friend.
The hell it should had!? said the salesman.
I didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left